Friday, January 11, 2008 10:25 PM
The word 'sorry' Some people always have their apology in the planning stages... And there are others who suppress their apology and can't get it out. Some people need to have their apology squeezed out with force... And there are others whose apology is never whole. Some people say they're sorry so many times that it's hard to know when they really mean it. And there are others who will never apologize, unless the other person apologizes too. Some people whisper their apology so quietly, it is barely heard... And there are others who never think to ask forgiveness. For some people "sorry" is nothing but a game of words. And for others their apology is part of a strategic plan. Some people are separated by just one apology. And others are reunited by just one apology. For some people "sorry" lifts their spirit and carries them far... And for others, sorry opens up locked doors.
*Sorry clears the slate and creates a new beginning.*
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Revenge of the husbandHusband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."The husband says, "WHAT??"*The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman.*The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big department store. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits. She can't decide. He tells his wife to take all three of them. Then they go over and get matching shoes worth $200 each. And then they go to the Jewelry Department where she gets a set of diamondear rings.The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband has flipped out -- but she does not care. She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband says "but you don't even play tennis, but OK if you like it then let's get it."The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe what is going on. She says "I am ready to go, let's go to the cash register."The husband says, "No, no, no, honey we're not going to buy all this stuff." The wife's face goes blank. "No honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while." Her face gets really mad and she is about to explode and the Husband says, **"You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a Man!!!"**Kids in School Think QuickTEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.MARIA : Here it is!TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?CLASS : Maria!TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?Teacher: no, of course not.Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.
Clock for NerdsWould you really want to have to calculate everytime you want to noe what time izit?As for me..I would.....NOT!!