1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? (Me says: I was found guilty of doin diz.. =X)

2. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? (Me says: Toopid banks mahx)

3.Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? (Me says: Dats VERY true)

4. Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? (Me says: yarh arh, y izit so?)

5. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?" (Me says:Ahaha!!)

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Below're some corny pick-up lines:

1. Do you have a Band aid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
2. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

3. Girl, you must be tired ’cause you’ve been running through my mind all day!

N some rather sweet pick-up lines;

1. Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
2. You’ve made me so nervous that I’ve totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.

3. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine. (ahahaaa!)
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Here's some interesting pictures from the Net, enjoy! :)
N I feel dat the last pic is totally wad I feel larh..